HonoluluNewsBlues December 2003 The Year of Switching Commanders Banana Fever Dispatches from the Front by Burl Burlingame |
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12/1/03 It won't strike twice, will it? Not my idea of starting off the day with a bang -- on this moring, the hard rains we'd been experiencing for weeks suddenly clustered over the Windward side of the island and lightning bolts began smacking down in Kailua. I returned from taking the kids to school and discovered the corner of the house blown out, electrical circuits dead and smoking, the smell of ozone and burnt insulation and a complete lack of response from most electronic tools, including our two computers. They were fried. Katie's bedroom had a hole blown in the floor and foot-long, blackened splinters poking out. The telephone lines were all charred and smoking, right out to the pole. The Hawaiian Electric guy who came out said it looked like termite damage! Errr-right. We had no telephone or cable service for nearly two weeks, and, a month later, we're still discovering damage. A week later, we discovered that the rug in Katie's damaged room -- she's been sleeping on the couch ever since -- was becoming waterlogged, and that water was backing up in the showers. No amount of drain cleaner would dislodge it. A search for the water source determined that the shock of the lightning strike cracked the plumber's putty off the fittings in the adjacent bathroom, creating a slow leak, and that the shower drain system was possibly cracked. And so, the money we were going to spend on Christmas went instead for plumbing and other repairs. An interesting discovery was that the computers weren't fried through the power ports. The surge entered through the Ethernet/cable connection to Roadrunner, which also burned up the family DVD player, but left the other home-entertainment equipment alone. So, surge protectors work, but remember to get one that also protects against cable surges as well. |
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12/12/03 If you don't like it, go firetruck yourself Right about this time, I managed to get myself suspended for three days for saying naughty words in the newsroom, thanks to the stress of having to juggle simultaneous assignments. Yes, we have editors with delicate sensibilities. It's a measure of the Star-Bulletin's success that the paper's managers are now spending their time on, ahem, broader issues. |
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12/13/03 Merry Christmas, Saddam! Happy Holidays, Saundra! Given the circumstances, I wasn't going to attend the Star-Bulletin Christmas party but Mary Poole and Nancy Christenson threatened me with bodily harm if I didn't, so I went, reluctantly. And it was fun. Owner David Black sought me out to chit-chat and publisher Frank Teskey was quite nice to me as well. The real fun occurred about midnight. The newsroom was deserted and Mary, Nancy and I were packing it in when I noticed a breaking-news crawl on CNN. Something was happening in Baghdad. The three of us decided to awaken the publisher and bug him. Luck was on our side -- between the three of us still in the newsroom, we had all the neccessary skills to bust the front page and get the breaking news about Saddam Hussein's capture into the Sunday Star-Bulletin. When the publisher gave to go-ahead, we did so, and then did it again when Paul Bremner held his press conference and confirmed it at about 2:10 a.m. Hawaii time. Our press guys were great, breaking into the run to switch plates. We were certainly the first paper in the country to print the news, and, best of all, the Gannett Advertiser had nothing until Monday. (The greatest fear of both papers is real news breaking late on a Saturday night. The print cycle means a 36-hour bump in coverage.) I was told by an Advertiser editor that they were aware of the breaking news, but that no one on duty respected editor Saundra Keyes enough to give her a call. So they ignored the story. And so, irony on irony, we were commended in a message-to-the-staff the following day, but I wasn't there, because I was suspended for being a pottymouth. Stuff like that makes you think. |
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12/31/03 Aloha |
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A Great Leap Forward |
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