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May 2002 The Year of Sustained Casualties Damned Lies Dispatches from the Front by Burl Burlingame |
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5/1/02 Rollback is being rolled back The Star-Bulletin's increased financial stability is showing up in our paychecks, starting this day. A portion of our wage cuts in the aftermath of the 9-1-1 attack have been restored. |
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5/2/02 Monkey see, monkey doo-doo Earlier this week, Advertiser editor Saundra Keyes wrote a little
public lecture on newspaper ethics that began "Like most newspapers,
we take pains to avoid the appearance of conflicts of interest
..." It''s always a good thing to make the process of journalism
more transparent, to let the public know how and why we do things.
Plus, Keyes needs to pimp the paper's damaged credibility. |
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5/3/02 A-B-C, easy as 1-2-3 Thanks to what we perceive as unfair treatment by the Audit Bureau of Circulations, known in the newspaper biz as ABC, the Honolulu Star-Bulletin has hired an independent firm to handle our circulation calculations. Nobody is quite sure if this is good or bad, but it's certainly an interesting twist. |
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5/6/02 Lies, damned lies, statistics It's not often you see a full-page advertisement that makes a reader cry out, "Bull-shit! Who do those mofos think they're jiving?" but that was the case with Gannett's response to our local-investment news. Complete with scary bar charts and a smug assertion that you can trust only Gannett numbers, they made the claim that the Advertiser is reaching nearly 300,000 readers while the Star-Bulletin has slipped to about 40,000. That's right, their readership doubled, while ours halved. The average person might think this means circulation, but no, these are "exclusive readers," people who take only one publication. That's right, one in four people in the state of Hawaii read ONLY the Advertiser, and nothing else. (Maybe the Advertiser is really printing only one paper, but it's passed along 300,000 times.) If this were true, we'd have been out of business long ago. If this were true, newspaper publishers from across the country would be flocking to Gannett to discover the secret of doubling readership overnight. If this were true, our folks upstairs would be trying to refute it instead of giggling at it. If you're going to lie, lie big. The source of such numbers? Not the Audit Bureau of Circulations, even though ABC was having Gannett and Black play by different rules. No, in microscopic type on the ad the source was revealed as one of those private survey firms who djinn up numbers, and if you like what they say, you buy them. Gannett bought them. The legal term is "deniability." Hey, Gannett, I've got a survey right here showing the Advertiser has millions of readers and the Star-Bulletin only has a dozen. Let's talk terms. Six figures, or I'm walking. |
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5/7/02 Goodbye to you I get occasional harrassment emails from some scared little weasel in the Gannett Advertiser's ad-sales department (with enough detail to show that this skulker is a ex-MidWeek employee) using an assumed name. One of his favorite rants concerns what he calls Black's lies about end-of-the-year bonusses. Well! Bonusses were distributed yesterday, pal. |
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5/12/02 Aloha Scott Due to a variety of family- and financial-related circumstances, feature writer Scott Vogel is moving on. Part of his aloha note to the staff read: Everyone has a reason why they think the Star-Bulletin will succeed and eventually prevail in Honolulu. Some believe that Gannett will tire of losing its millions or that maybe its dirty tricks will backfire as a benighted public becomes wise to them. But I think the Bulletin will win because of the generosity and essential goodness of the people who put this paper to bed every day, especially as they do so while laboring under tremendous liabilities. Being able to claim the moral high ground is an asset that ought never be taken lightly. Scott was a tremendous asset to the staff and will be missed. |
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5/14/02 Taking on the G-men Talk about an uphill battle! In rural Appleton, Wisconsin, a grouip
of businessmen are starting a daily newspaper to compete directly with Gannett's local monopoly. Fox Valley
businessman A. John Wiley and bank executive Steven N. Osterhaus
intend to play up their local roots against the Gannett Post-Crescent's
chain ownership. |
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5/17/02 Mr. Zuehls' proper title revealed In response to the item below that revealed the Gannett Advertiser's
Glen Zuehls was soliciting government advertising by e-spamming
legislators, this note was received: |
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5/19/02 Every office needs a bomb dog Some excitement over the weekend and Monday morning. On Sunday afternoon, a "homeless and crazy" man approached the Gannett Advertiser with a battered briefcase. Security guards -- there are many -- at the Advertiser demanded he open the briefcase, and when he did so, they spotted something that appeared to them to be a "bomb." A hoo-rah erupted, and the chap ran away with his briefcase. Police notified the Star-Bulletin in case he were to stop by our office, which he did Monday morning. Upon learning that the "bomber" was at the front desk, Star-Bulletion staff went forward to check him out instead of fleeing out the back the way they were instructed. Security was called, and the briefcase was discovered to contain cans of Play-Doh and a pair of broken headphones. This incident was a misunderstanding created by high tensions. On the other hand, some imbecile in a local public-relations firm mailed us a package with the wording CONTAINS EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL! written on it. The police bomb squad was not amused; nor were we. |
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5/20/02 What's that stuff that rolls downhill? Gannett Advertiser publisher Mike Fisch circulated the scary memo below to his employees on this day. You certainly can't blame Gannett management -- or any management -- for trying to negotiate the best deal they can. That said, this note is a typically clumsy attempt to intimidate already-scared employees. I'll comment only that even Fisch admits the company is making money (just not enough!), that the "competitive market" is one entirely created and chosen by Gannett, and that when he says "we," he means "you." Gannett executives will continue to enjoy high salaries, free mortgages and perks such as company-provided Jaguars while the staff takes it in the gut. |
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5/23/02 Across the table Negotiations are negotiations, after all, and both sides ask for the moon. There are some interesting wrinkles, however, in Gannett's demands on the Advertiser this session, beyond the the take-it-or-leave-it deadline of June 9. They want to add 13 managers (after claiming to have trimmed management positions during the last year; see the Fischnote below). Believing there is still parity, somehow, between the two newspapers, they want permanent wage and benefit rollbacks (ours were temporary, and are normalizing, BTW). Counting benefit cuts, these amount to between 13 and 15 percent for newsroom employees and six to eight percent for other positions (and zero percent for Gannett management). Most creative is the notion that journalists are "professionals" like doctors and lawyers (and Realtors?), and therefore cannot be paid overtime or have a maximum number of work hours a week. Hmmm. Doctors and lawyers can become associates and partners and get a piece of the company pie, right? |
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5/27/02 Good taste is in your mouth From reader Kerri Rawlins comes this observation based on another reader's description of Gannett sales rep Glenn Zuehls on 5/17: I understand that even though you may not have made that statement, for you to have printed it on a public forum was in very bad taste and shows the kind of morals you possess. I understand Miss Rawlins' point. However ... I used the quote precisely because it was crude and to the point. It illustrates the kind of high feelings running in Honolulu these days. The gloves are off, lady. And this site is not a public forum. Says so right at the top. |
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5/28/02 'Professional journalists' are like 'military intelligence' Word come from the estimable Rich Somerville, former Star-Bulletin editor, and now a scholar and journalism-practices researcher at Northwestern University I've enjoyed keeping track of the adventures at the S-B through your site. Keep up the good fight, and all the best to friends there. It's interesting to read on your site that the 'Tiser is raising this old "journalists as professionals" issue in their contract negotiations ... This was the subject of a flurry of lawsuits in the early '90s to try to press the issue, the outcome of which was that while it was applicable in some cases, there were no clear tests, and the Fair Labor Standards Act was not changed. Four your interest, perhaps, see these links: The first article is from CJR in 1992, outlining several pending cases. The second, from the Editors Only newsletter in 1996, discusses two contradictory rulings about newspaper reporters in 1994 and 1995. And the third, which came after an appeal ruling on the last pending case in 1996, contains a legal analysis done for the NAA about the status of the issue. In other words, the courts and the feds weren't buying the argument. I'm not aware that there |
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5/29/02 Walk in our shoes Looks like Gannett is waffling on the June 9 Advertiser shut-down date. When it comes to losing income, Gannett will always blink first. In the meantime, staff up the street are fretting about their jobs and potential turbulence of a newspaper shutdown simply because the Big G is greedy. We've been there, man. Try feeling that way for two-and-a-half years. |
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5/30/02 Timely updates, ha ha ha I'm trying a new method of updating this site, which will -- I hope! -- be more timely. In the meantime, I've been head-down on a major project. |
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School's Out, Forever |
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